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4:10pm July 25, 2014

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

4:09pm July 25, 2014
waywardvictorianconfessions:

I’m 33 years old, and It actually upsets me so much when I see negative posts regarding EA’s age. You guys make it seem like she’s ancient. Why should 30 somethings not have fun and dress up in sparkly outfits and have crazy makeup?

waywardvictorianconfessions:

I’m 33 years old, and It actually upsets me so much when I see negative posts regarding EA’s age. You guys make it seem like she’s ancient. Why should 30 somethings not have fun and dress up in sparkly outfits and have crazy makeup?

4:08pm July 25, 2014

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

4:07pm July 25, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

4:06pm July 25, 2014

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

4:06pm July 25, 2014

carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

4:06pm July 25, 2014

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

4:06pm July 25, 2014

fyeahlilbit3point0:

Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?

4:05pm July 25, 2014

aldowyn:

ragingbeard:

karliahthebrave:

Skyrim Cosplay

So fucking awesome

Wow. The nightingale armor especially :O

2:58pm July 25, 2014
sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters